 imtheeviltwin: I don't think you can light brain farts. | Agent_Moldy: I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that nobody here is the least bit surprised that Seann William Scott is confused by a lit match. |  animebabe: Groovy baby! Now show me confused! Nice... nice! Now show me stubbed toe! Ohhh, yeah! Beautiful! Beautiful! Okay, let's see constipated!  Hippie: I have it for you, David. Indisputable scientific evidence this script was originally Ghostbusters 3 before Bill Murray bowed out. Nice work, Scully. ?  Reynard: Harrowing scene from Hitchcock's "The Duckies"  Hippie: Director of Photography Rob Liefeld. Caption wiki explanation: Liefeld, Rob. Comic book artist 1988-present. Renowned among nerdkind for his inability to draw feet.  Buffoon: "Sorry, sir. Orders from Col. Love." "You mean...?" "Yes, sir.... Stop, in the name of Love." "You're going to Hell for that one, you know." "Yes, sir... And for many other things."  HanoverF: "Of course we're military, look how little armor there is on our vehicle." "Ok you can pass."  animebabe: "Whoa! Bob! Totally didn't see you there!" "Camo man. Caaaamo. It's like... like I'm blending right in." "Into the desert? That makes no sense." "Camo magic. Maaaagic. Cammagic."  Hippie: What's it like to work with Julianne Moore and her transplanted Kenneth Mars hand? Good, says everyone. Unless you're asking Anthony Hopkins' sore balls.  Agent_Moldy: .oO If I can't see him, he can't see me. Then he'll go away and maybe stop mustaching at me like that.  Hippie: Hey, you're the one who wanted to play Space Baywatch, Duchovny. Yeah, I know... I thought this scene was with Julianne, and I forgot the Space Baywatch outfits were a little more.. I apparently didn't think through.  animebabe: ♪ SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!!!!! ♪ JediClone: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO ME?" "We're making Seven UP YOURS!" "That was Three"  HanoverF: Congratulations Mr Duchovny, it's a boy. A highly developed black boy. In a shirt. "Téa we have to have a talk."  TravisBickle: "Aw shit, we can't both be the Village People's unsung fabulous Elk's Lodge member. One of us is going to have to change."  animebabe: "No Squiddy! No! I don't want you anymore! I don't love you anymore! *sobs* Go away, Squiddy! Go away!"  TravisBickle: "But that's not change you can believe in." "Go back to your corner until you can explain your voting record, Senator McCain."  Jazzsoda: "You killed my bulldog!" "Wrong, ma'am. He died of an allergy. To lead." "He was just happy to see you!" "Well, he's happy to see God, now." "*sobbing*"  Matteus: ♪ it takes courage to enjoy it, the hardcore and the dry clean ♪ Jazzsoda: "Swan dress is ischy!" "Are you almost done in there? The mall's about to close!" "Mouth taste like electric cherries!" "Look, we're gonna get banned from TJ Maxx if you keep doing this!"  Jazzsoda: "Don't worry girl, I'll keep you safe!" "Bickle bok bok Ramen!" "Y... yeah. You know what, I think you can handle yourself." *Björk emerges from cocoon*  Reynard: "We'll all miss you, McCain!" *Arizonians secretly start changing the locks on their state*  Matteus: Ridley, are you trying to seduce us?  animebabe: "You know.. If I organized the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine next to each other... " Reynard: "ExCUSE me Mister? My noble gases are up here." "Yeah, but your sweet actinoids are down here!"  HanoverF: General Peepers, Observations? "Fuck you Stu, you know that's not my name." |
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