 Jazzsoda: Who the hell actually tries to swim in one of those lawn pools? You know that's 70% urine, right kid? The rest is Hi-C, butt sweat and dog slobber. |  TravisBickle: Send more bitches. | Buffoon: My dog is defective. Please send me another one. Preferably one that bats left-handed, with power.  Occupant: Damn! I can't swim anymore. I just got my period! Aren't you six? Yeah. Well, at least it means I'm not pregnant.  TravisBickle: Don't bother, Charlie Brown. Looks like Snoopy got all the good stuff off of that envelope already.  Jazzsoda: By the time skateboarding got to Minnesota, the concept had degraded pretty badly like the end of a long game of Telephone.  bosko: I'm bored as fuck Charlie Brown Hippie: "Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall, Charlie Brown!" Wait, is the title talking to Gorbachev or Charlie Brown? I... uhm... that is,... shut the fuck up. Reynard: "Linus? Did you ever feel like this wall is way too tall for us to be leaning on it like this?" "You know, Charlie Brown, that's-" *slip* *thud*  Buffoon: "Dude, your sister is HOT!" "I thought you didn't like her!" "That was before I saw her nekkid! She may be six, but she's built like an eight-year old!" (I'm going to Hell for this one.)  TravisBickle: He used to try to defeat the Red Baron. Now, he just growls at German people. It's really not cute anymore.  Occupant: *heavy breathing* Hello? *heavy breathing* Who is this? *heavy breathing* Grandpa? *click*  Agent_Moldy: "This balloon sucks." HanoverF: "Shoulda thought about that before you swallowed the fishing line." *Yank*  Hippie: "Do You Ever Stop Thinking About B, Linus?"  Buffoon: "I'm YOUR dog! You clean it up!"  Agent_Moldy: Swing your partner, 'round and 'round, sniff his ass 'n' knock him down! Now promenade!  JediClone: "Psst! Hey Chuck! If you really wanna see some carpet cleaning, be at my bedroom window at 9 O'Clock. Sally knows my address."  Reynard: NOTHING'S EVER CLEAN, CHARLIE BROWN  Hippie: "That Nigerian Prince May Have Been a Scam-Artist, Charlie Brown!"  cScott: This Never Happened, Charlie Brown |
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