 echostation: ...power converters. |  jack_routers: "Why do I have to scrub Veruca Salt out of the chute, Lord Vader?" |  echostation: "It got weird last night, didn't it?"  HanoverF: "I told you sticking your foot in the door wouldn't work, R2." *Bleep Bleep Blort* (Translation-"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!") Jazzsoda: "I do say, R2, did Jabba seriously need a garage door this big? I can barely even see the basketball hoop up there." *twirt-boop-doodly-beep* "Oh, you know I could still dunk, don't you start with your trash talk."  Reynard: McCain '08: GRONK GRONNNNNK!  CrabofDoom: "Good-day-sir-or-madame-do-you-know-that-the-Force-has-a-won-der-ful-plan-for-your-life..."  MonsterGoGo: "You didn't tell me Grandma was coming over..." "Just don't mention her throat tube this time." "How can I not--HI GRANDMA!" "Jube-jah bah-mee." "Yes, smooches." "Bee-jah gah." "Yes, I plan on going back to college..."  Meldrick: It's good that you aren't prejudiced, but this is what your kids are going to look like Miss Piggy.  TravisBickle: Threepio was sick of people checking their reflection in the back of his head. Just like Artoo was sick of being a rolling wastebasket. Is it any wonder these two crazy kids hooked up?  jack_routers: Guulak! In the name of slargh! Before you hrak my narf!  Jazzsoda: "What is your business here?" *BZZZZZZZZ* "I said, state your business!" *BZZZZZZZZ* "Impudent scum- FINE! Does anyone here speak Norelcoan?"  AgentQ: "Who are you?" "CROAK I'M CROAK BLEARGH WAIT HANG ON." *removes helmet* "CROAK I'M SHIT JUST A SEC ." *removes vocal disguise* "CROAK I'M-" *hacking cough* *hoarse* "I'm the one who COUGH COUGH HACK loves you." "Luke?"  Zoogicub: "Sir, have you signed Sherry's birthday card yet?" "Ooo blaga ra motaga." "Well, I suppose eating her is one way of getting out of it."  Jazzsoda: Jabba's hilarious McCain impression slays them every time.  Seltaeb: "Hello, tech support? I broke the cupholder on my R2 unit..."  TravisBickle: Just had time to think, "Oooh, minty!" before he died.  Seltaeb: "Everything looks citrus-y."  Soozcat: "To the store you will go for me." "Certainly, Master Yoda. Anything you require." "A big honking bottle of Jose Cuervo I require. Suck it does in a swamp to live." Jazzsoda: "Too old to finish sentence, am I." "But I just saw you like two months ago." "Too old!" "Fine, whatever. What did you want to tell me?" "Now, not. On is Andy Rooney."  Seltaeb: "And to think I won you at a county fair seven years ago!"  TravisBickle: "You lied to me about my father?" "Look, you wouldn't have liked him anyway." "But you said he was a friend." "I also said you were brave when dealing with the Sand People. Old guys lie, okay?"  MonsterGoGo: In the future, you'll still have to worry about all the hobos in the woods. Space hobos. With...cardboard alloy spacesuits.  Crabofdoom: "What? It's as much as I'm doing this year. I'm just not in the Christmas-y mood, okay?"  AgentQ: *3,000 geeks go into immediate fits of apoplectic rage* *everyone else giggles and points at impotently raging geeks*  TravisBickle: "Hey, we need a plan." "But, we just went through the whole thing." "Hey, we need a plan." "Okay, no more entrusting complex things to the fish."  Jazzsoda: Every time Luke comes over, there's another fire raging from Yoda plugging all his appliances into the same outlet, and there's a grilled cheese sandwich in the VCR.  Reynard: "RAAANNNNGH!" "Oh yes! Yes, of course I noticed you had your hair done! Yeah um...I like the...highlights?" "GRAAAA!!" *runs back into Falcon sobbing*  Meldrick: Whoopie Goldberg never looked more the same as ususal. JediClone: "Yub yub!" BLAS translation: "She want to play eet zee lover's chase. Eet ees the leetle girl in her. C'est l'amour."  MonsterGoGo: "Quick, staring contest--GO!" *Han's eyes melt*  HanoverF: "Mine won't start!" "Kick it, it's a kick start." "What does it look like I'm doing?!" "You can see out of your helmet?"  Reynard: *strains to think of which characters in this movie are NOT John McCain*  echostation: "Bedpan Helmet, standing by..."  HanoverF: Ruxpin: First Blood  Agent_Moldy: Wait, I never knew Abe Vigoda was in this movie.  Meldrick: <Inserts coins> <Head starts spinning in washer>  CrabofDoom: "What the...?!" "Movie sign??" "Shit! Not now!"  AgentQ: "Yes! Your hate has made you powerful!" *advances on walker* "Strike him do-" *walker goes out from under him* *Emperor tumbles down steps* *falls flailing and screaming into pit* *Luke and Darth stunned*  TravisBickle: "Hey, I'm good again. ME! ME! ME! IT'S NOT FAIR! I NEVER GET MY WAY! WAAAH!" "Wow, I liked you better evil." "Yeah, everyone did." AgentQ: "Go... leave me..." *deafening clamor as all the king's horses and all the king's men pour into room*  JediClone: "Remove my helmet, my son. Let me breathe dramatically with my own lips..." <elaborate de-helmeting sequence> "Kooh... Paarrr... Wow. That really is lame." |
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