 JediClone: Rick Moranis' Butt performed by JIM HENSON |  AgentQ: Wait, so, this was in the past, then? Well, since we're here and all, THERE GOES THAT SUSPENSE. |  JediClone: Plays his space heater while waiting for the accordian to warm up the room  JediClone: R Kelly, D.D.S.  Occupant: You can trust your daughter with new Fellati-NO!  echostation: "I wanna hunk-a hunk-a garage organizer!" Generik: Dishwasher Morrisey cribs some notes about depression during his gig as a kitchen servant for the Smith family in London...  echostation: "You're in for a special treat. This here's Roseanne Barr's speculum."  Generik: "Coming out of the closet now...!" "You idiot. That's the hallway you're in." "I was speaking metaphorically!" "And you're not fooling anyone, let me tell you right now."  echostation: Stephen Hawking doesn't like having his teeth worked on.  Generik: Oooh! An alligator! An alligator with a stick in its mouth! Good one!  JediClone: Due to unfortunate prop mixups, the tank was actually filled with toxic levels of laughinggas. Steve got totally wasted. He also had precient visions of the movies he'd be making in 20 years. Which drove him insane.  Jiveguy5: X-Files 2: Fight The Conga  Reynard: "And by the way, that's the biggest and most disgusting clam I've ever seen." "What, counting your sister?" "..." "BURN!"  Occupant: Suddenly, the anaconda upchucked and we were stuck with Jon Voight all over again. Lousy reptiles!  E_B_A: "What do you think, Alan?" "Well, Sean, I feel that social programs are-" "Shut the fuck up." "Okay..."  TravisBickle: Hi, my name's Audrey II and I'll be your Freudian trauma for today...  cScott: "I know 47 ways to kill a man with a toothpick!" "Really?" "Yep, and if he doesn't have a toothpick, I know even more ways to kill him!"  GersonK: Pulls out knotted cherry stem. Audience dies.  E_B_A: Jim Belushi AND John Candy? Wow... who else is dead in this? Oh... Steve Martin's career. I forgot.  TravisBickle: Look at this. *makes serious face* See how serious I can be? *even more serious face* Gimme that damn Oscar! *audience has left*  Generik: ...And Fist Yourself Backwards. A Quinn-Martin Production.  echostation: "Out of jelly beans!"  GersonK: Little known talent of John C. Reilly #452: Pulling out his heart and showing it to himself before he dies  E_B_A: Anagram Theater proudly presents: "Coon, It Purr!"  Reynard: Wow. Obviously the girls were, but who would have thought that Robert Palmer was also animatronic?  Occupant: Everyone attending "The Love Guru" will receive . . .  Reynard: "Captain Fantastic! Yellow brick road! Goodbye!" "All right, come with us." "I'm still relevant!" "Woah, we got a live one here."  AgentQ: I hope you're not referring to Mama Cass, because that dismemberment is going to take a long time. Ha ha! She was fat!  E_B_A: Unlike "Izzard in a Woman's Skin" which is pretty predictable.  Occupant: From the creators of "I Am Curious Yellow" it's "I Am Furious Fushia"  E_B_A: "Ye Hobbitts be no match forwith my skill for I am the Shaft." "Not Shaft!" "Aye! And Shaft shalt be known as a bad mother-" "Your mouth should be shut!" "I'm just speaking on the ways of Shaft." "We merrily dig it."  TravisBickle: Or if you've seen Farrah Fawcett lately, quite the opposite. |
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